December 15, 2009 11:10:52 AM PST
Okay I understand why a child around someone stressed out or unhappy starts screaming - thus why I lock myself in a room when feeling the way I do at this moment. But how on earth does she (niece - not my own) know that even when she's happy that it's time to be extra extra loud the moment I desperately need silence? Three hours of high pitch screaming and singing. It should be joyful but my head is pounding.
I don't know how real mom's F*n do it!!!! Oh, and how come the moment you receive an important phone call it's also time to bring out the extra loud voice? Even when you're in another room?
This must be Karma because my mother tells me that when I was a child way back before cordless telephones, that whenever she'd take an important call I would stand out of reaching distance from her, pour rice crispies on the floor, and start stomping all over them.
Of course then again who's the dummy who kept leaving the rice crispies out?